ATTENDANCE

Requesting your attendance. A slip of the tongue by an MP had her saying attendance when she wanted to say attention has become a meme. This will go on for a while.

FAKE

Footwear is not the only thing being counterfeited. Cigarettes and apparel are also targetted. The people at the border need to check on these things as well.

NO REPORTS

Congratulations to the new SASNOC president. Maybe the first thing he can do is explain why no audited financial reports were presented at the AGM.

SPOON-FED

The newspaper has received requests from students specifically demanding articles needed for assignments. The entitled generation needs to go to the library or research online. You have to work for your grades.

FRAUD

A police officer was charged with fraud after he forged the signature of another on a loan form as his guarantor. Money commitments make law enforcers lawbreakers.

ON LEAVE

A government bureaucrat who was under investigation for alleged misconduct denies she has been suspended. She is also not going to work.