HEAVY PLANE

Ten passengers bound for Auckland from Faleolo on NZ999 only found out after they landed that their luggage had been offloaded. The plane was too heavy.

SIGNING

The red party top man started his press conference slightly later than scheduled. He had to make sure that he signed at the police station before 4 pm or he could find himself remanded.

TURNOUT

The superannuation company was smart about filling seats at their last consultation. Staff were told to attend the discussion. The previous two consultations had poor turnouts.

CRIMINAL

While politicians are fighting on what is constitutional and what is not, it is definitely criminal that new faces are emerging vending items. New children are being seen selling on the streets.

FIRES

A family lost their home on Friday after a fire destroyed their humble abode in Nuu. Fire safety is a serious thing. Teach children and practice it. Most fire incidents are avoidable.

ALTERNATIVE

The national university does not have a working generator. This should be the perfect time for the physics students to come up with a solar alternative like they have done at the USP.