FIRST FLIGHT

Why is the deposed elected official still in Australia and using taxpayers’ money? Some say he should have caught the next flight out once his election was made void.

FASHION

What’s all the commotion about a senior bureaucrat meeting an overseas counterpart wearing tights and heels? Some say it is fashion, while others have labelled it inappropriate.

VENTILATION

Did you know that one of the operating theatres had been out of order at the big hospital? Then again, this should not be anything new as the ventilation systems are like the old buses that service the rural routes. You never know if they are operating or taking a break.

FIGHT

Videos of two girls engaged in a full-on fist fight emerged. The two may have a future if they take up combat sports. A little birdie said both the young women were fighting over one man. No results have been out yet to say who took the trophy home.

TEST

While a fitness test for police officers may not happen anytime soon, a written test may be necessary to find out how many do understand the proper application of the law. A former police head has said that this is an issue.

PRICES

The price police need to be on standby. There are global reports of price gouging. Prevention is always better than the cure.