DARKER!

Surely, political leaders in Samoa’s blue corner are rethinking their “darkest day” commemoration. The only darkest day on Friday was the party’s loss of three seats!

SECRET

It appears to now be the modus operandi for the top echelons of the Government. Surely, someone has time to send out a press brief on the PM’s overseas visits!

SLACK

If the local media in Apia continually have to rely on foreign government’s press coverage to find out where our PM is, it is obvious someone is not doing his or her job.

PHOTO

The Police top brass got put on the spot when a photo was taken of them on the deck of a US warship with American sailors and posted on social media.

OUCH

A member of the public congratulated the top cops but urged them to go on a weight loss program, seeing the vast difference in body size with the visiting Americans!

LATE

Expect a low turnout in church today with the televised Manu Samoa RWC game against Chile in France scheduled for a 2 am Sunday morning kickoff.